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iamfuckingweeping:

non-binary-sally-bowles:

You’ve been hit by 🔪

You’ve been struck by 🔪

A Roman Senator 🔪🔪🔪

CAESER ARE YOU OKAY


ARE YOU OKAY CEASER

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pissyjorts:

kavvka:

pissyjorts:

life… is an egg

explain

has chickens in it sometimes

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remnantmassacre said:

12, 43, or 46 sasusaku

southsidestory:

Thank you so much for the ask! I chose to write #12 “candles” :)

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and let our shadows wither

Orochimaru’s hideout is windowless, monochrome, dim. Sakura opens a battered iron door with bloody hands. Her fingers leave red streaks across the metal, the same shade as the rust. Inside, she finds a room so spare that she’d think it was unoccupied if not for the blanket folded on the narrow bed. That, and the candles. They cast the only light, a warm glow against the darkness.

She feels him before she sees or hears him. It’s not the vibration of footsteps or his bonfire scent either; she notices those things too, but only after she knows he’s there. That’s the tell, the revelation, more reliable than any physical sense. A bone-deep certainty that comes from knowing and being known.

He steps closer, closer, until he stands directly behind her. It’s like the night he left turned inside out and upside down.

She braces herself, but it’s not enough to prepare her for the sound of his voice. Maybe nothing could prepare her after three years apart.

“Hello, Sakura.”

~

I might fill 43 or 46 later, and if I do, I’ll make sure to tag you!

If anyone else wants to send me prompts, here’s the list of micro fic prompts. I’ll take SasuSaku, Spuffy, Jilco, and Gallavich <3

I know this isn’t a micro fic. Sue me lol

O.M.SQUEEEEE!

When you’re a lurker fan and one of your fave writers answers your prompt…

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I’m rarely active anymore on here but check back periodically for specific tumblrers or the occasional reblog. To see this was such a wonderful surprise!!!

You’ll hear zero complaints from me about it not being micro nor if it somehow continues into a short one-shot, cause who doesn’t want to see where this is going!? If not though, I’m still honored and grateful to have received a response at all… aaand honestly… it’ll end up turning into an angsty lemon in my head anyway 🤷🏻‍♀️😅😁

Thank you m'dear, love it

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Zoom yuumei-art:
“Void cat but space, with moon for eyes~
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yuumei-art:

Void cat but space, with moon for eyes~

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rebakitt3n:

theotherrulerofallpotatos:

typhoidmeri:

dizzy-redhead:

meleedamage:

writersprocrastinate:

Hi, I’m a writer. My hobbies include not writing. 

and agonizing over the fact that I’m not writing.

And thinking about all the things I want to write while not writing

And word vomiting to anyone who will listen about the stories I want to write, while not writing.

And scrolling through Tumblr when I’m supposed to be writing

And starting another new story before I finish the dozens that I’ve been working on.

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“ i-gwarth:
“ arielmh:
“ “We are more than a bit concerned with the Benihana egg trick called for in the script. I’ve tried it and can only get it 1 out of 4 tries, and I’ve seen Benihana chefs flub the manoeuver when they have an...

pyramidslayer:

i-gwarth:

arielmh:

“We are more than a bit concerned with the Benihana egg trick called for in the script. I’ve tried it and can only get it 1 out of 4 tries, and I’ve seen Benihana chefs flub the manoeuver when they have an entire grill as target. Mads has to crack his eggs into a 8-inch diameter skillet. The props Master calls his guy. The Production Manager calls in his guy. I call my guy. On the morning of the shoot we have 8 dozen eggs and 3 Japanese chefs with their hands made up to be hand doubles.

 I guess I don’t have to tell you that when Mads arrives on set, he just tosses an egg up in the air and the egg breaks on the spatula. No problem. Unbelievable. I insist it was a lucky fluke but he does it again. I accuse him of practicing when I wasn’t looking but he laughs (as if he has time to practise egg-cracking between scenes) and tells me he was a juggler in his youth.”
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And here we all thought we’d have a million outtakes of Mads flubbing the egg trick…

What the hell kind of test tube did this man walk out of?

i think i finally understand what kojima sees in him

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Zoom geyashvecova:
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geyashvecova:

Art G.Shvecova (Design graphics - Blue Nebula_140318)

10.24.22 54240

catgirl-kaiju:

I am cute, yes, but also a weird little creature

10.24.22 20317

kindlygoblin:

amazoogle:

swarnpert:

my favorite thing is to say “investing in” instead of “buying”

just closed on a big deal with a major grocery chain vis-a-vis the procurement of some fresh strawberries

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aznboysparadise:

IG: themnanglaroi _207

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materiajunkie:

“Curing AIDS? Shit, that’s like Cadillac making a car that lasts for 50 years. And you know they can do it, but they ain’t going to do nothing that fucking dumb. Shit, they got metal on the Space Shuttle that can go around the Moon and withstand  temperatures of up to 20,000 degrees, you mean to tell me you don’t think they can make an El Dorado with a fuckin’ bumper that don’t fall off?”

- Chris Rock (“Bigger and Blacker”, 1999)

For those who think they really care about finding a safe and effective “cure” to C0vid-19 or anything else floating around out there.

Chris Rock been spittin’ facts for years.

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